All electronics cause cancer- It's a fact. And lucky for me I have X-ray vision. I was just examining the back of my ipod case and I could actually see the area where the gamma rays and electro-waves are disfiguring the plastic in the spot where you plug the cord into the ipod. You can't see this with the naked eye though... you need laser-eyes, which is precisely what I have tonight. I can actually feel my brain cells frying and being mutated as I sit here listening to Kanye West. My immune system is deteriorating as we speak and it's all thanks to the future.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Where Is My DeLorean?
All electronics cause cancer- It's a fact. And lucky for me I have X-ray vision. I was just examining the back of my ipod case and I could actually see the area where the gamma rays and electro-waves are disfiguring the plastic in the spot where you plug the cord into the ipod. You can't see this with the naked eye though... you need laser-eyes, which is precisely what I have tonight. I can actually feel my brain cells frying and being mutated as I sit here listening to Kanye West. My immune system is deteriorating as we speak and it's all thanks to the future.
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Haha, probably the most unique... & frightening thing I've read in your blog yet.
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