Porn Star for Senator

I was watching CNN this afternoon. They were interviewing a Porn Star who is running for Senator. She was bashing a current Senator for being caught up in a sex scandal with a prostitute... Like she's so much better than he is... hahah
What is this world coming to? You know something's wrong down there in the great U.S. of A. when people think a porn star has the right morals and values to be senator. Not only that, but the current senator might lose his job because he paid for sex, that lonely bastard... Reminds me of my dad. And I'm not kidding. But anyways, that senator should not only lose his job, but also go to jail because prostitution is illegal in the States (minus Nevada and Rhode Island). When the porn star was asked if she follows politics she said "not really, but anyone who knows me knows I'm always up for a hard challenge" or something along those lines.
I have an idea... How about electing someone who doesn't pay for sex, someone who doesn't have sex with a million people on camera, and someone who knows what the eff the job entails. It's scary to think that a porn star might be the next senator.

I'm not that disturbed about the guy and the prostitute, because lots of people pay for sex, ie. my dad, and you have to expect something like that from the world leaders (they all do it... Remember Clinton and What's-her-face?) but what kind of does bother me is that when he apologized at a press conference his wife stood by him and supported him. Is she mental? He just cheated on her with a scummy prostitute (probably not the first time either) and all she can say about it is "That's ok honey, I don't mind getting STD's. Now go apologize to the world and I'll stand by you and make myself look like a pitiful fool for the rest of my life because I have no respect for myself and I believe this is the best I can ever do. I know that I'm worthless and good for nothing because you have told me several times that I am."