I haven't updated in a couple days. This is because:
a) It started to snow again
b) I spent over $40 on lottery tickets and won nothing, not even a free play
c) I gave Adam his birthday present two days early
d) I'm going to be called back to work soon
e) My glass of water is at the other side of the room and I can't move because Bubbles is sleeping on my lap
f) I think Bubbles farted on me
g) My dresser broke
h) My room is messy
i) I've been eating a lot of pasta lately
j) There is sand in the toilet
k) I did laundry last week
l) The librarian in town can't spell "ugly"
m) My mitts have a hole in them
n) The first thing I see every morning is an old receipt on my floor
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